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The 11 Most Embarrassing Championship Wins In Pro Wrestling History

The 11 Most Embarrassing Championship Wins In Pro Wrestling History

Screw Rock and Hogan: TRUE wrestling champions are skinny, awkward, unfunny, and absurdly irritating.

For something as absurd as pro wrestling, most of their championships are decided in a somewhat-realistic manner. One athlete bests another thanks to superior power and athleticism, and walks around with a shiny belt until some skinny writer makes them give it to someone else.

Occasionally though, wrestling chucks that crap out the window, blatantly reminding us how fake their product is, and…

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March262014
March32014

Musicians Who Became Good After Their Popularity

Musicians Who Became Good After We Stopped Caring @GenericWhiteBoy

The only woman worthy of a callback to our article praising brandy.

If you think a music act sucks, few feelings are more satisfying than when they finally go away. No longer will you be bombarded by horrible sounds that you can easily avoid with just the tiniest bit of effort! Never again will anybody without sufficient talent make money in the recording industry! Huzzah!

That is, until they come back. (more…)

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February122014

comedycentral:

Which of these #SexyVideoGames reached the kill screen? Watch tonight’s @midnight to find out.

I made an @midnight Hashtag War Top 10, which could be on TV tonight. And then afterwards comes massive fame and fortune, I believe. At least, that’s what I was told.

(via atmidnightcc)

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wolverinedoctorwho said: Do you know if any other Cracked columnists have Tumblr? Does Cracked have a Tumblr? I would follow the shot out of that.

doc-sarge:

Yar! The Cracked Tumblr is, oddly enough, Cracked.Tumblr.com

That includes a list of columnists, but not all of them. Other columnists include Kaffy Benhamin, May-swell Yet-fits-a-lot, Racin’ Eyes Are Lonely, and PROBABLY OTHERS THAT I AM FORGETTING SORRY EVERYONE.

I have the loneliest eyes of all

February32014
We know how to make the funnies…y’know, funny. If that doesn’t work, kill ‘em all • by @genericwhiteboy •View Post

We know how to make the funnies…y’know, funny. If that doesn’t work, kill ‘em all • by @genericwhiteboy •

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Stop Pretending Ordinary Crap is Mind-Blowing • by @genericwhiteboy •View Post

Stop Pretending Ordinary Crap is Mind-Blowing • by @genericwhiteboy •

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