I know most of you have seen this already, but since I’m on a quest to document most everything I write, this simply must be linked. My first Cracked article, seen by a milllion-plus people since debuting on December 2. Beloved by all except the most hardcore Gordon Freeman apologists.
Wow, get one thing up on Cracked and everybody notices you. Hi to everybody who found me through Cracked, WeirdWorm, or random tumblr search. However you got here, I’m glad you got here.
When Cracked published me, I was on holiday in Brasil, visiting my in-laws. I’ve been back for a few days now, but a combination of jet lag, overnight shifts at my other job, and Christmas have kept me away from tumblr until now. Now I’m rested and ready to go. Hope you like my pretty avatar, because you’ll be seeing it more often now.