Five Awful Cover Songs Made Even Worse By Tiny... →
Today’s moral, Via TheSmokingJacket: if you can’t write, don’t re-write. Just sit there and be pretty. If you’re like the guy in the picture though, you can’t even do that, so go fry some fries or whatever else needs to be fried.
Giant Bridge Stolen; ACME Gumshoes Are On The Case...
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/10/07/thieves-dismantle-cart-off-steel-bridge-in-pennsylvania/ In case you needed any more evidence that we, as a nation, have no attention span whatsoever, a band of thieves in Pennsylvania have successfully made off with an entire goddamn bridge. Over the course of one week, they dismantled an entire metal bridge using only a blowtorch. All without being seen by...
Top 10 Rules and Laws Nobody Obeys →
My newest from TopTenz. Read, or you’re in violation of Rule 92(x), Section 21s, Row 12, Column 86, Line 103. I’ll send the cops if I must.
We Want the Rock
http://news.yahoo.com/nycs-rat-island-2-acres-rock-sells-160k-011308791.html So how much is your beautiful house worth? 200K? 300? Nothing at all because you’re a dummy who rents and doesn’t collect value on anything? Doesn’t matter, because one man has you beat. An anonymous buyer plunked down $160,000 for a tiny slice of heaven called Rat Island, off the coast of New...