So I wrote this; intensely personal, especially if I end up elected Supreme Leader after the GingerVasion is complete. Redheads will love it; redhead-bashers will love the heads-up I’m giving them.
On a writing note, this was also an experiment. Normally, what I write takes awhile to type out, as I tend to edit and alter almost every time a new line is written. But last week, I tried one of those #1k1hr deals that Twitter loves so very very much. 98% of this was written in a hour, stream-of-consciousness style. Probably took just as long to correct the many, many, many spelling and grammar mistakes that arose from such hectic keyboard tapping.
So not only is this a combination personal/satirical piece, it’s also an experiment. Hopefully a good one.
Looks like regular ol’ food wrapped in pita bread, right? WRONG, YOU DUM-DUM. That’s EXTREME PITA BREAD, one of many pathetic attempts to label a product as extreme this or that, in the hopes that it’ll make some marketer’s wallet extremely fat. This approach almost always fails, oftentimes extremely so.
That is a Monkfish. People love to chew on it, even though it looks like a Satanic torture chamber. This, and nine other hideous-looking delicacies, tackled by me in my latest disasterpiece. Bon appetit!