January142013
A Complete Idiot’s First Eating Challenge by @genericwhiteboy —View Postshared via WordPress.com

A Complete Idiot’s First Eating Challenge by @genericwhiteboy —

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11AM
4 Awful Celebrity Kids’ Albums (Plus Two Great Ones) by @genericwhiteboyView Postshared via WordPress.com

4 Awful Celebrity Kids’ Albums (Plus Two Great Ones) by @genericwhiteboy

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December192012
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Apocalypse…HOW? The goofiest ways the world will end this week: worms, whales & winter, says @genericwhiteboyView Postshared via WordPress.com

Apocalypse…HOW? The goofiest ways the world will end this week: worms, whales & winter, says @genericwhiteboy

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December122012

All these people squawking about 12.12.12 being the last sequential day ever just aren’t aiming high enough. I totally plan on seeing 01.01.01! Course, I’ll be 119 and swimming in a pile of my own drool by then, but at least I can say I saw another sequential day. Provided I’m able to wheeze the words out by that point.

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December72012
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Bill & Ted Must Change History to Save Future Games — @genericwhiteboy did their homework for them.View Postshared via WordPress.com

Bill & Ted Must Change History to Save Future Games — @genericwhiteboy did their homework for them.

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November122012

I am on all websites now

…more or less. But as of today, I’m officially a part of two new sites, in addition to my other stomping grounds. I sold my first article to The Geekout, a startup dork-culture humor site, and got paid thousands, just THOUSANDS, of pennies for my efforts.

In addition, I signed paperwork to join Zug today, specializing in what I call “Parental Advisory.” Basically, they liked a pitch of mine I made during our Skype call, and then heard my kid playing in the background. They put two and two together, and suggested that I focus my writing on various awful kid’s shows/music/movies/etc. In short, I’ll be torturing myself by putting up with this crap (listening to a string of Kidz Bop albums, watching all the Air Buddy movies in a row, etc.), and then documenting the results. It’ll be grand.

And of course they pay me, so I won’t have to dip into my savings when the inevitable therapy sessions begin.