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Welcome to Ginger Snaps, the only website for immature humor on the internet...give or take. All my writings from other sites documented here for posterity, plus ten-second comedy, random BS without a category: if I write it, it's here. Unless it sucks. Then we forget it ever happened.
Original Publishing Date: January 25, 2012
Written for Gunaxin in time for the annual Royal Rumble. And already outdated, as this year’s Rumble finish (Sheamus vs Chris Jericho) ended up being beyond awesome, and probably would get bumped up to #3 or #4 on the Best list if I felt like updating the article. Which I sure as shit don’t.