This isn’t performance art; this is actually what way too many pet owners find adorable. Meanwhile, these poor pooches just wish they were bigger and more capable of tearing a human limb from limb. So do I, actually.
There are a bunch of other ways pet owners humiliate their pet to the brink of despair. And I wrote about ‘em, in my debut for Listverse. Read it, study it, never buy anything mentioned in it. You pet will thank you by not killing you.