If only this were a real kick; then maybe we wouldn’t have to put up with hordes of morons doing that so-tired-its-comatose Hold Up The Tower gag on their Italian excursion. In lieu of such destruction, I wrote up a piece for Urban Titan taking unoriginal tourists to task, highlighting alternatives, and suggesting a few of my own. If you take any of my suggestions, remember to credit me by carving my name onto the landmark in question. The guards won’t mind.

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