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A lot of those silly Flash games that pervade the Internet are designed to teach something to children. That something is usually damn-near-nothing, by the way. As a parent/professional sufferer, I felt compelled to sit down for a day and play through a bunch of these games, to see if they could teach me anything beyond “You’re a moron.” Turns out, not really. In fact, i’m probably more of a moron now than before. THANKS GAMES.
My Kiddie Game article, Via Zug, Part I